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The Father’s Day Gift Guide For Zombie Killing Dads

Father’s Day is just a few days away, and once again I find myself asking the question: what do you get for the man who has everything?

Updated for 2014

If the recent string of cannibalistic related attacks is any indication, the Z-Day may not be as far fetched as we once believed. Even if you don’t believe in the brain-eating undead it’s prudent to adhere to the motto ‘better safe than sorry’. All joking aside, there is always a very real possibility of major catastrophic events happening in our lifetime.

Without further ado, here is The Zombie Apocalypse Father’s Day Gift Guide:

A Decent Blade…

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The Felon – The Bowie That Makes It’s Own Law

The ZT Felon is our homage to the badassery of big Jim Bowie and the American knifemaking tradition. In typical ZT style, it’s a big fucking chunk of steel, 20-inches long with a 12-inch edge, the classic clip tip with false edge, and a handle big enough for a gorilla’s grip. At 2 pounds weight and a quarter-inch thick, the blade is heavy enough for a vicious slash, but long enough for classic cut-and-thrust swordplay. It even has a hammer point along the spine for working through a tough chunk of wood or the sinews of a unicorn. Be warned that wielding this knife will land you in the houscow in several Southern states (careful where you carry, Texans), but come the apocalypse, the Felon makes its own law.

$274.95 from Zombie Tools

  • Do you guys have any Father’s Day Gift suggestions?

    • Plantastic

      Here is one the ZOMBIE PLANT grow kit. In it Dad can grow a real ZOMBIE PLANT that “PLAYS DEAD” when he touches it! Just search it on amazon or thinkgeek….this is real!

  • Ooo GGrr Orr!!