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The Father’s Day Gift Guide For Zombie Killing Dads

A Zombie To Shoot…

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During his time working in our testing facility, fellow colleagues reported strange activity by Chris. Some feared he was researching the alteration of human genotypes and possibly phenotypes. When questioned about his suspicious activity, Chris mumbled something about human mutations and a possible cure. Some thought he lost his mind, but others feared he was testing on himself or even worse when the Feds came in and put the entire testing facility on lock down… Chris went missing the next day and hasn’t been seen since.

Each Patent Pending “Chris” Zombie is cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing your neighbor Zed’s leg, to give you that realistic look so you really feel the hate. What makes our Zombie’s so special?  They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean up a wee-bit easier…(are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not  forget, they bleed and burst into little pieces of blood soaked, Zombie matter when you shoot them!

$69.95 from Zombie Industries

  • Do you guys have any Father’s Day Gift suggestions?

    • Plantastic

      Here is one the ZOMBIE PLANT grow kit. In it Dad can grow a real ZOMBIE PLANT that “PLAYS DEAD” when he touches it! Just search it on amazon or thinkgeek….this is real!

  • Ooo GGrr Orr!!