Purple Haze M48 Tactical TomaHawk

Some people prefer purple.

If purple’s not your thing, here are a few other options: M48 Tactical Survival Series.

M48 Tactical Tomahawk AtropaB EditionWhen it comes to slaying zombies, we’re pretty efficient. Let me see, we’ve done the research. We’ve watched the movies, read the books, and seen just about every single episode of The Walking Dead.

So it’s safe to say that we witnessed every possible way to destroy a zombie. From the double-tab to a pencil through the eye. On the other hand, when it comes to real world experience, let’s just say that we’re still in training.

In the meantime, here’s the perfect gift for the zombie slaying lady in your life. The M48 Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk has been one of my most prized possessions. It has a wide, upswept axe blade, the ATT has a massive slash for decapitating walkers.

The secondary edge on the back of the head is specially sharpened on both edges for a hook attack guaranteed to puncture the spicy brains of any zombie.  Lightweight enough to carry all day, even for the weaker sex…

The M48 can be purchased for $24.99 from Think Geek $24.99 from Think Geek, or $33.89 from Amazon.com