Warning! Do Not Use A Zombie Hammer On The Living!
Zombie Hammer is a company located in Phoenix, Arizona that produces a set of wicked looking, zombie slaying tools. According to their website:
Zombie Hammer survival tools are designed to last longer than cockroaches. Made in America, from American steel, using American labor.
It is impossible to wrap your fist around a Zombie Hammer™ and not feel like a badass.
Do not use any ZH products on anything that is alive.
I had the opportunity to “finger” their goods while visiting The Zombie Apocalypse Store in Las Vegas.
The Zombie Hammer product line consist of:
- The Decapitator
- Zombie Brain Saw
- Zombie H.A.K
- Original Zombie Hammer
- Piece Maker
- Street Cleaver
The Decapitator $5.99
The Zombie Brain Saw $99.95
The Original Zombie Hammer $79.95
OZH. . . the Original Zombie Hammer. This is the one that started it all. Designed specifically to carry its weight at its outer-most edge, positioned directly posterior to the point of impact; it smashes through bone following the natural arc of the users arm, allowing the weight and inertia of the tool to do the work.
The Zombie H.A.K (Huge Ass Knife): $139.95
The long-awaited Zombie Hammer “H.A.K.” (Huge Ass Knife) is a tool that speaks for itself. Fashioned from 18 inches of hot rolled 3/16″ steel, it is as hungry for zombie flesh as they are for your brain.
The Piece Maker $119.99
The Street Cleaver $139.95
Okay guys, I’m interested in doing a group buy direct from Zombie Hammer. I need a minimum of 15 people to participate. If the interest is there I will solidify arrangements with ZH, and provide final pricing to all interested.At this time payment will be made via paypal. If you’re interested leave a comment below.